Little Wooden Pegs Can Cause PAYNE!

Well for only a measly $4,500 we were able to remove the peg out of my middle Payne's nose! She's doing very well and the surgery went perfectly. She came home and went to sleep for over 3 hours. When you hang a wooden shelf with a screw they give you a little cap/peg to fill in the screw hole... and that's what it was! Middle Payne was the silliest "drunk" I've ever seen! Now that I think about it, she's the only drunk that I've ever seen. She kept telling me I had 2 mouths, dropping her popsicle, missing her mouth completely, trying the eat the "double" popsicle, saying words like awesome and wow, and was trying to catch spaceships and jet planes with her hands. She would say oh, I didn't catch it and then lie back down and close her eyes! She told me she wanted to be a cook that makes good food, whatever the people want to eat when she grows-up and a nice mom, both of them! Then she turned into a mean drunk, saying she can walk by herself, don't touch her, and she wouldn't let me help her walk. She even yelled at me! We are glad that it's over, that she's doing good, and that she won't be putting anything up her nose EVER again!